Disturbing Things I Do On The Phone With Women
Back in the day, when I suspected a woman was going to flake, one of my tactics was to call her before meeting her. I discovered it reduced flaking by a lot. Once on the phone, I did something I think women would find disturbing! In fact, I'm pretty sure if they knew what I was doing, they would freak out and maybe even call the cops on me.
You curious?
Wanna know what I did?
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I'll tell you...
IN ANOTHER ARTICLE:p
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Okay...
So here we go...
Most times, while on the phone with a woman, I would hold a knife in my hand!
Don't worry.
It wasn't a butcher's knife or anything like that.
It was my Swiss Army knife.
Now, why would I play with my Swiss Army knife while on the phone with a beautiful woman? Am I some sort of whack job ...